The Pool at Hotel Los Fariones

Hotel Los Fariones in Puerto del Carmen is now closed for renovation for the next year and a bit but you wouldn’t know it from their website which still allows you to attempt to book a room, but fails to return a room.

It’s only if you scroll to the end of the homepage that you’ll see the following notice!

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